"Where is my sexy night life" ??

My phone has been blowing up off my hip today. My inbox on facebook rapidly filling, twitter has tons of "@" messages. I'm not usually this damn popular. I mean, I am a fabulous kinda gal, but it's the weekend & everyone wants to hit the streets to either go to some overpriced, crowded club, bar, or lounge. I guess I should have on a pair of American Apparel liquid leggings, one of my many pairs of 4 inch heels & push my boobs up to my chin to join the masses, but instead I have on a pair of Target cotton girl boxers & a boy beater. My face is scrubbed clean instead of M.A.C. powder, exaggerated eyes & Dior gloss, and I am wearing a ponytail. Not the sexy, tousled ponytail that cascades down one of your shoulders, (hold my ponytail bish :-D), but the ponytail that you put in your hair to keep it off your face & out of the way while you exfoliate. Sexy eh ? Yea, I didn't really think so either. Why did I decline all the invites tonite ? Well, the club scene has been rather disappointing to say the least. No interesting people, the drinks blase`, there is the possibility that some jackass is going to get hammered & want to fight for no apparent reason forcing you to run your ass out the door & scuff up those hella expensive Stella McCartney pumps that you just had to have, then to top it off you have that ridiculous $20 cover, or $40 if you want to sit in a cramped, roped off area no different from the regular admission to feel like you are (Jesse Jackson voice), somebody. Then there are the faux ballers who walk around with that same half empty ass bottle of Grey Goose (not impressive by the way fellas) with their entourage of 21 year old girls who follow these losers around the club taking flick after flick (bless them babies) . They aren't buying drinks & they scream (yes bish, SCREAM) in your ear trying to holla & damn near force you to make an appointment the next day at the nearest miracle ear center. Anywho, that is why my fabulous ass is at "Club Barbii" tonite. The drinks are as strong as I like & overflowing. If I want a margarita I don't have to deal with some wack ass bartender telling me "yo baby gurl I can't make any frozen drinks tonite". The music selection is the ish AND they WILL play Jamiroquai "7 days in sunny June" without giving me the side eye. Oh, & did I mention that I don't even have to tip my bartender :-D

Love it !

I may step out for drinks tomorrow (as I do still go out pretty regularly), but we'll save that for next time :-D

Anywho consider this a psuedo introduction to my blog. There are a ton of entertainment blogs out & I am a fan of a lot of them, but this is not that type of blog. I will occasionally engage in discussions about celebrity current events, but this blog will be sort of a blogger smorgasbord. I will talk about my life & all it's fabulous happenings (or lack of, but I digress, glass half full people :-D), favorite cocktail recipes, favorite quotes that every single, black Barbii should know. Discussions about men, men, oh & of course men. Sex will be a frequent topic because this Barbii is not a whore, but not a prude either. It will be well rounded & entertaining because besides being intelligent & witty I am a pretty sarcastic bitch when I want to be. So tell a friend who will tell a friend who will hopefully tell a gay guy then EVERYONE fabulous will know (it's all love, I HEART my Divo's) because it is going to be great fun. Check in everyday because I will be sure to try my DAMNDEST to update daily & regularly.

*Yawns*...Margaritas are kicking in...

Ok, be easy kids,

XOXO

Barbii


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Quote of the day:

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." — Marilyn Monroe